Anti-Megacorp Songs to Sing

 I was bored so I made this.

The alphabet song...

...but mocking Nintendo!

A-B-C-D-E-F-G
Nin-ten-do will pa-tent breath
And we'll all die that se-cond
And Nin-ten-do will last long
Nin-ten-do is abu-sing pa-tents
And we must des-troy that now

Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star...

...but mocking Microsoft!

Twin-kle, Twin-kle, Li-ttle Star
The star is Mi-cro-soft and
All their mo-ney and their greed
For they should be gone right now
Who is still su-ppor-ting them?
Please switch to Li-nux right now

Never Gonna Give You Up (by Rick Astley in Whenever You Need Somebody)...

...but mocking Ubisoft!

Al-ways go-nna sue you all
Al-ways go-nna kill your games
Al-ways go-nna make pain and... and...
Su-ffer-ing
Al-ways go-nna provoke
Pro-tests
And our stock will crash
That's U-bi-soft!

I'll be home for Christmas (by Kim Gannon and Walter Kent)...

...but mocking EA!

I love money and con-trol
I will buy ev-'ry-one
I will kill my lo-yal-ty
And I'll call my-self EA

Merry Christmas...

...but mocking megacorps in general!

We wish you a hate-ful shut-down
We wish you a loss of your mo-ney
And we'll use it all
On le-gal ba-a-ttles

🇨🇦Oh🇨🇦Canada🇨🇦...

...but mocking bureaucracy!

Oh bu-reau-crats!
We love them all the time
And we'll take your
Money and lo-yalt-y
For we are im-mor-al
And that's how we are
And how will you change that?
Oh wait there's thing this
Called being in-die
Oh now we're so-so-so-so coo-ked
Well sorry U-S
Fe-der-al Court
Are we a mo-no-po-ly?
Of course not
Oh wait you say o-ther-wise
Well, good-bye share-hold-ers!

#ThePokemonCompanyInternational

 #ThePokemonCompanyInternational

To fight back against Nintendon't.

Happy Labour Day ALSO Con's code and level design now public domain!

 Hello! Happy Labour Day!

Last year, we released a game titled Con. It was a basic platformer, but there's a legal issue surrounding it.

It had no license.

What this means is that technically, you aren't allowed to:

• Use the game or its assets (Which I guess means you legally aren't allowed to play the game?)
• Edit the game or its assets (Even though its assets were stock GDevelop thingies?)
• Share the game or its assets (So it's illegal to use the Blogger share buttons at the bottom of the post... great.)

This is a legal hurdle for the 0 people still playing the game because there's no reason why I couldn't sue them because they broke the lack of a license...

Which is why a license is being added to Con. Except please remember that this license only applies to Con's code and level design, not its assets or name.

Con (code and level design) by 9Studio is marked CC0 1.0 Universal

So now... use Con's code and trash-tier levels however you want because they're public domain :D