sneak peek

 i know this is so soon after the last post but here's a sneak peek to what is possibly the next video

How to install apps off of Universal-Updater

 

This video details how to install apps from Universal-Updater. You will need a modded 3DS for this. Click here to learn how to mod your 3DS. That's right: I made another tutorial, not because the 1st one did well enough to warrant a sequel, but because https://wheelofnames.com/ said so.

How to install apps off of 3hs

 

1st video made on Linux! :D

QOLCraft Launch!

 

THE LAUNCH IS HERE! I've genuinely spent 13 hours on this... please help me ig

Get it at https://missingpro.itch.io/qolcraft

Scratch Everywhere! vs. 12 Scratch projects - who wins?

 verdict: 12 Scratch projects

1st off, I wanna say I'm sorry for not having done anything special on Christmas. This year's Christmas, however, has been extremely busy. Nevertheless, I resent having ignored it here. Next, I wanna still be sorry because the latter... what, 60% or so? Of the video is practically unedited. However, it was because my editor was running at ~120 seconds per frame. I did the best I could with the... nothing I had. I'm sorry. Well, at least here's the video.

 

Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief on the DS - This is a real thing...

 

My constructive criticism:

I am an experienced reader and viewer of the Percy Jackson books and movies. Not the TV show, though. That one's apparently worse than this game. Anyway, my point is that the bar was already really low for this game, since it's based off of the movie. Well, apparently the bar wasn't low enough because this game is... it's... something. Ok, I think I know what it is: an insult to the Camp Half-Blood Chronicles franchise. For you "in the big 2025" (soon 2026) kiddos, that means: "Griptonite Games flopped.". The 3D is mid at best - if you thought the Cybertruck looked low-poly, you have NOT seen the 3D models in this game. I get that it's the DS and that there's a lot of big models and the DS is also a bit underpowered, but for the love of God you can't ignore that the DS could've done better. Stick RPG Complete - a 2D Flash web game from 2003 made by 1 person - unironically looks better than this 2D-3D abomination that got published by the same company that publishes Call of Duty. As per the 2D, it's DEFINITELY uncanny valley. It's a similar vibe to some of the music and all of the art of Tetris World Party - the art and music feel wrong. The cover art, however, is pretty good, and I like how they ripped it from the movie, which ripped it from the book. Though, I gotta admit, John Rocco's modern cover art is infinitely better at capturing the Percy Jackson aesthetic. The game is mostly your regular RPG, and it's your average movie tie-in, though the combat... I have mixed feelings. On one hand, it's an unnecessary, messy overuse of the bottom screen. But on the other, it definitely has revolutionary ideas that I have never seen an RPG even THINK of trying to capture. Despite the fact that people keep saying there's a ton of bugs with the game, I didn't see any for the length I played, which would be equivalent to the 1st chapter of the book - up until the end of the fight against Ms. Dodds, or, BOOK 5/V (THE LAST OLYMPIAN) SPOILER ALERT!!! Alecto the Fury. The controls are fine at best, but they're DEFINITELY hindered by the awful UI. At the end of the day... would not play again, I gave it a 33% - an F.

Asphalt: Urban GT - A Launch Title for the Nintendo DS

 

Fish It!: The Fisch Ripoff on schlepland

 

 

Because why not? :3

Anti-Megacorp Songs to Sing

 I was bored so I made this.

The alphabet song...

...but mocking Nintendo!

A-B-C-D-E-F-G
Nin-ten-do will pa-tent breath
And we'll all die that se-cond
And Nin-ten-do will last long
Nin-ten-do is abu-sing pa-tents
And we must des-troy that now

Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star...

...but mocking Microsoft!

Twin-kle, Twin-kle, Li-ttle Star
The star is Mi-cro-soft and
All their mo-ney and their greed
For they should be gone right now
Who is still su-ppor-ting them?
Please switch to Li-nux right now

Never Gonna Give You Up (by Rick Astley in Whenever You Need Somebody)...

...but mocking Ubisoft!

Al-ways go-nna sue you all
Al-ways go-nna kill your games
Al-ways go-nna make pain and... and...
Su-ffer-ing
Al-ways go-nna provoke
Pro-tests
And our stock will crash
That's U-bi-soft!

I'll be home for Christmas (by Kim Gannon and Walter Kent)...

...but mocking EA!

I love money and con-trol
I will buy ev-'ry-one
I will kill my lo-yal-ty
And I'll call my-self EA

Merry Christmas...

...but mocking megacorps in general!

We wish you a hate-ful shut-down
We wish you a loss of your mo-ney
And we'll use it all
On le-gal ba-a-ttles

🇨🇦Oh🇨🇦Canada🇨🇦...

...but mocking bureaucracy!

Oh bu-reau-crats!
We love them all the time
And we'll take your
Money and lo-yalt-y
For we are im-mor-al
And that's how we are
And how will you change that?
Oh wait there's thing this
Called being in-die
Oh now we're so-so-so-so coo-ked
Well sorry U-S
Fe-der-al Court
Are we a mo-no-po-ly?
Of course not
Oh wait you say o-ther-wise
Well, good-bye share-hold-ers!

#ThePokemonCompanyInternational

 #ThePokemonCompanyInternational

To fight back against Nintendon't.