Anti-Megacorp Songs to Sing

 I was bored so I made this.

The alphabet song...

...but mocking Nintendo!

A-B-C-D-E-F-G
Nin-ten-do will pa-tent breath
And we'll all die that se-cond
And Nin-ten-do will last long
Nin-ten-do is abu-sing pa-tents
And we must des-troy that now

Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star...

...but mocking Microsoft!

Twin-kle, Twin-kle, Li-ttle Star
The star is Mi-cro-soft and
All their mo-ney and their greed
For they should be gone right now
Who is still su-ppor-ting them?
Please switch to Li-nux right now

Never Gonna Give You Up (by Rick Astley in Whenever You Need Somebody)...

...but mocking Ubisoft!

Al-ways go-nna sue you all
Al-ways go-nna kill your games
Al-ways go-nna make pain and... and...
Su-ffer-ing
Al-ways go-nna provoke
Pro-tests
And our stock will crash
That's U-bi-soft!

I'll be home for Christmas (by Kim Gannon and Walter Kent)...

...but mocking EA!

I love money and con-trol
I will buy ev-'ry-one
I will kill my lo-yal-ty
And I'll call my-self EA

Merry Christmas...

...but mocking megacorps in general!

We wish you a hate-ful shut-down
We wish you a loss of your mo-ney
And we'll use it all
On le-gal ba-a-ttles

🇨🇦Oh🇨🇦Canada🇨🇦...

...but mocking bureaucracy!

Oh bu-reau-crats!
We love them all the time
And we'll take your
Money and lo-yalt-y
For we are im-mor-al
And that's how we are
And how will you change that?
Oh wait there's thing this
Called being in-die
Oh now we're so-so-so-so coo-ked
Well sorry U-S
Fe-der-al Court
Are we a mo-no-po-ly?
Of course not
Oh wait you say o-ther-wise
Well, good-bye share-hold-ers!