Game Preview 6: Bean Simulator 2-0.5

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Bean Simulator Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis Edition (previous Bean Simulator game) Project Throughold (previous Game Preview article)

Today's game: Bean Simulator 2-0.5!

For some people, it's called Beam Simulator 2-blah blah blah!

On July 26 2024, Bean Simulator Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis Edition was launched. (I never get tired of the word pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, that's why I keep saying it!) It... did... well, uhh...

(⬆Bean Simulator Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis Edition⬆)

(⬇Rolling Quest⬇)

...better than our last game. I'll admit, the only review I've heard is: "was that a beanrooms multiplayer beta refrance" by a poorly-drawn red Pac-Man ghost which, honestly... what is "refrance" lol

Anyway. But I don't care that the game has 1 download (Which is a bad thing, I know that) because I'm making a sequel! It's not coming out today but it IS coming out. (Well it likely will be if my friends checked their Google Chat and their emails.) But whatever.

Bean Simulator 2-0.5 is a game where you play as B E A N . Who would've known. It's a platformer, so that's interesting, and I made it for A game jam. I'm not going to tell you WHICH game jam, just A game jam.* Either way, the game jam forced you to use GDevelop, one of my many enemies. It's slow, it's laggy. I'm not even putting a link. That's how terrible it is. Oh, and don't worry; I am working on an article describing ALL the problems this """""game engine""""" has. Oh, and they clearly botted the reviews on the Microtransactionsoft Store. Check this out.

Just 5 star reviews? Fishy.

 But there is NOTHING! [There are no reviews, also it says that there are """""2 reviews""""", sure.]

 How does one do this? Either way, here's a gameplay trailer:

 Interested? Pay me $1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 and I'll give you the game. It goes to this address:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
HOW DO YOU PAY THIS?!?!
I don't even know how this would rhyme...

That's it.

*Any complaints related to those sentences will be deleted.