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 BRAND NEW AWARD-WINNING GAME! PLAY FREE ON ANDROID OR SOMETHING! PLAY NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello, readers! Note that this page previously linked to a GitHub page which we have taken down. This game is no longer supported and will not be available for download. Thank you, and on with the original post... ...This is proof that there's something wrong with our generation.

New Android Game Surfaces the Internet

Introducing: the all new, perfected Android game Geometry Smash! This game is our first Android game and it's amazing! By taking Lego-like programming language Scratch and merging it with HTMLifier and wrapping it up in an APK anyone can install and run, we can greet you with an award-winning game that's totally not making fun of GD Colon's series Geometry Dash Copies! (Don't watch 1-4. DON'T WATCH 1, 2, 3 OR 4! OR ELSE YOU WILL NEED MENTAL--) The game is free to play and totally does not unintentionally freeze when you lose! Go through an amazing groundbreaking-ish game! With so many levels and unique backgrounds that totally weren't stolen from GD's sneak peeks, a groundphasing experience will unleash as you play! Choose from a wide variety of characters such as Tiny Face, Tiny Face and even Tiny Face! PLAY NOW FOR FREE!

New Employee!

We've hired a new employee, of which we will not name. Here is their exam page:

I need mental help.